After cancer "God" told me all of my dreams will come true...here we go!
Here's my correspondence with the Casting Producer of Bachelorette 8, Ashley.
Hi Ashley,
I did over night Fedex everything you asked for. You should receive it by 10am tomorrow.
Thanks so much for this OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFE TIME!!!!!
Jason
-----Original Message-----
From: "Ashley
Date: 11/21/2011 05:36 PM
To: jason
Subject: The Bachelorette 8
Hi Jason,
Please go ahead and mail back page 1 of the app along with a new DVD. Put attn: Ashley on the package.
Thanks,
Ashley
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Ashley
Casting Producer
The Bachelorette 8
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www.thebachelor.warnerbros.com
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I spoke to Ashley the Casting Producer of Bachelorette on the phone last night and she wants me for Bachelorette 8 but apparently my DVD stopped mid way in the audition. On the application in huge bold words it reads, "PLAY YOUR DVD THROUGH BEFORE SENDING. MAKE SURE YOUR DVD WORKS!" Guess what I did ladies and gentlemen? I burned my DVD and mailed it right out. I was sending out Survivor, Big Brother, Bachelor(ette), Jersey Shore and Fear Factor auditions. I didn't have time to check much of anything. This has been non stop trying to get all of this accomplished. Do you know how F-ing luckey I am that Ashley stopped and called me to talk to me and get me to resend the DVD to her? She gets a KABILLION applications everyday...but mine she wants all of it ASAP. So here we go...
Friends are telling me there is ZERO way I'm winning Bachelorette. One of my friends that I go out with after work around Rutgers University, he has got all the great pick up lines with the ladies. He's smooth...I'm not. I rely on my dimples to win their hearts and the only pick up line I ever used is, "Hi." That's it. I'm an author, I need time to collect my thoughts and write it down. I'm not verbally quick on my feet...but on national TV...I better think of something clever or I'm out!
So all of the girls I'm talking to now, they fall into 1 of 2 categories. 1. They say things like, "How'd you like it if the shoe was on the other foot?" "You are going to become rich and famous and forget about me."
2. "Awesome!!!" "Go For It!!!" "Opportunity of a Life Time!!!" "You are going to become rich and famous and forget about me."
I'm talking to a lot of amazing women right now but I am in ZERO relationships with any girls and haven't been in a serious relationship since my ex-girlfriend a year ago.
So I know, all you tough guys, like Kelly Slater on Twitter and everywhere else pooh-pooh Bachelor(ette). Saying it's 'soft' or made just for chics. No my friends. Out of all of the Reality Shows I could have been picked for this is by far the greatest battle that I will be facing.
Jersey Shore- Easiest: Just run around banging chics, fight dudes, and party. Become famous, get book deal, get paid after show from sponsors.
Big Brother- Second Easiest: Sit around house, play a little game, party, and focus on one chic. Become famous, get book deal, win a million dollars, get paid after.
Survivor- Hard: Starve, suffer, and work hard at winning games and still playing the mental game. But this one would have probably been my best fit and best chance of winning. Become famous, get book deal, win a million dollars, and get paid after.
Bachelorette- Hardest: Beat out my competition of other tools and try to win the heart and mind of a beautiful woman with more then my dimples. Play the mental game against other dudes but at the same time trying to keep myself composed and classy for my lady. Chance of winning- ZERO. I get booted off on the first round...Don't become famous, no book deal, no winning a million dollars, don't get paid after.
But there is a Y - Variable with me...the unknown factor...the more someone tells me I can't do something, that I have no chance, you know what I'm going to end up doing...you know me. I've been told I've had no chance in MMA, getting a book deal, beating cancer, getting to the corporate top, kayaking from Brooklyn NY to Sandy Hook NJ, winning Bachelorette...I got my second chance in life now let's all see what I can accomplish with it this time around, eh?
Let me check my balls...hold on...ahh...yep, same steally balls...some things will never change.
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