Lookin for Love in all the wrong places...

HAHA BACHELORETTE JUST CALLED ME!!!!!! MORE TO COME!

This was sent to a beautiful Manhattanite that is sooooooooooooooooooo out of my league but we are talking a bit...and I've got to give her my best pitch, so here it is:

Yes you read my emails!
Allright here I go...I have to pick my words carefully as I will either live or die by them based on your decision (must be nice to be a hot chic, I have to do so much work to try to get a shot with you!)

I started dating seriously after I beat cancer, officially 9/12/11 when I was told it didn't spread to my lymph nodes. Since then I've dated beautiful, independent women from Hoboken and Manhattan and I've heard the two strikes against me before. 1. I'm divorced. 2. I have a son. And yet I've found a way for most women to over come these terrible strikes against me but I have yet to find the one woman that will capture all of my physical and mental stimulus like you clearly can, have, and hopefully will continue with me into the future. But alas you have now given me a 3rd strike, my tattoos...haha!

1. I am divorced, I was a poor kid from foster care and I married a girl for money and to better my life. It worked. I got divorced because I was always in love with my ex-girlfriend that I have 100% ended all communication with her when I got cancer and have decided to move forward with someone new in my life.
2. I have a 6 yrld son, Donovan, he lives in Maryland with the ex-wife and I only get to see him 4days a month, and the month of November I only got him for this past weekend. So I have a lot of freedom now to move, date, and be with most anyone, except maybe you of course if you choose to pass on me...:(

(I told her about my little secret I cant post yet)
If I get it, everything in my life changes...

I am a self published author that has pounded on the doors of Random House to try to get a book deal from Gina Centrello the president to no avail and then I watched Snooki from the Jersey Shore get a $5million dollar book deal for a book she never had to write. I've run some races in NYC barefoot with my books, I've marched around Javits Center at the Book Expo trying to get my name known. I fight MMA to make a name for myself. And now after beating cancer, I'm training to kayak from Brooklyn NY to Sandy Hook NJ in my little 10ft Moken, (I need a dry suit).

Look when I'm in the city I see girls like you all the time, beautiful, blond, size zero, dressed in the best fashion from head to toe. I know we are two strangers and that my funny jokes or my romance novels I wrote doesn’t really impress you. I understand you want the most successful man that you can land and I want um...well...you. I get it, I know how all of this works now. I'm not going to be your most handsome GQ, suave guy...I have my tattoos, I have a scar on my back from getting cancer cut out of me. But what you will get out of me is the most driven, ambitious man on planet earth, right now today. I'm not just writing this, I'm doing it and living it as you read this...

I'm going to MMA in a bit to train for my next MMA fight. Give me my shot with you. That's all I want. All I ask. One shot with the beautiful Manhattanite that is out of my class...
But if you pick me to be by your side, I will make sure with every ounce of my mind, body, and soul that we are in a class of our own that no man can touch forever...
Jason

Good pitch for an elite Manhattanite woman?
1. I've got to get in the cage again after beating cancer. Imagine if I get my first MMA win after I beat cancer? Remember back in the day on Youtube I called out Lance Armstrong in the NY Marathon (I wanted the publicity back then). Now I would have my own cancer/sports story to share. Ironic, eh?
2. Kayak from Brooklyn NY to Sandy Hook NJ and live after beating cancer. If I die doing this, I'll just be remembered as a tool, an idiot. If I do this and live, well then I've got a cool story.
3. Get a dream of mine to come true and go from the bastard son of NYC to being taken under it's wing for good...changing my life forever.
These three are my reality what I can control...getting on a Reality Show, getting the book deal, and getting the ultra elite Manhattanite are all posibilities but they are all out of my control.

I'll keep you posted!
Cheers!